Which celebrities end up with partners more attractive than themselves? Every pairing is judged on whether they dated up or down, on screen and in real life. We use sources like People’s Sexiest Man Alive and Most Beautiful, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive and Maxim’s Hot 100, and have Opus, Fable and Astra judge their normalized attractiveness in a given year. We then compute how much each A-lister punched above their weight in landing an on-screen dating resume.